"I was watching the replays of the attack on the World Trade Center on a show about September the Eleventh. I was horribly grief-stricken. So many heroes died that day. So many heroes. I don't know who they showed on the television at this one point in the show, but he was an amazingly beautiful visage of patriotism and hope and also reminded me of Jesus. God bless America."
"I needed some money so that I could buy some new autograph pens and so I had to hit the corner ATM. I like this particular ATM, because its located near my stylist, who does a fantastic job. Anyways, I put in my card, and just as I was to enter my PIN number I became frightened. A handsome fellow came up behind me and I saw his face in the ATM display. Imagine my relief when I figured out that I wasn't about to be mugged... for the handsome devil whose reflection I saw was me!"
"I had the strangest dream last night. The "Burger King" from the Burger King commercials came to me in my bed. It was just like on television. He offered me a "Whopper" on a plate. I took the whopper into my mouth as the King took my whopper into his mouth and I woke up feeling hungry and arroused. Am I gay?"
"A local elementary must've had a field trip today."
"I went to get the shovel out of the trunk of my car and was startled by the shockingly attractive visage trapped in its blade. I was relieved to find that the visage was my reflection! Good god, I am attractive!"
"The ravine came out of nowhere. I flew into it, looking spectacular."
"I was watching the replays of the attack on the World Trade Center on a show about September the Eleventh. I was horribly grief-stricken. So many heroes died that day. So many heroes. I don't know who they showed on the television at this one point in the show, but he was an amazingly beautiful visage of patriotism and hope and also reminded me of Jesus. God bless America."
"I needed some money so that I could buy some new autograph pens and so I had to hit the corner ATM. I like this particular ATM, because its located near my stylist, who does a fantastic job. Anyways, I put in my card, and just as I was to enter my PIN number I became frightened. A handsome fellow came up behind me and I saw his face in the ATM display. Imagine my relief when I figured out that I wasn't about to be mugged... for the handsome devil whose reflection I saw was me!"
"I had the strangest dream last night. The "Burger King" from the Burger King commercials came to me in my bed. It was just like on television. He offered me a "Whopper" on a plate. I took the whopper into my mouth as the King took my whopper into his mouth and I woke up feeling hungry and arroused. Am I gay?"
"A local elementary must've had a field trip today."
"I went to get the shovel out of the trunk of my car and was startled by the shockingly attractive visage trapped in its blade. I was relieved to find that the visage was my reflection! Good god, I am attractive!"
"The ravine came out of nowhere. I flew into it, looking spectacular."
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