"I was going to go swimming, but as I got to the edge of the diving board, the water grabbed my attention. I was powerless to gaze at the beautiful face that was regarding me from the watery depths. And then I realized...It was me! "
"There was a kid at the park, the poor little guy was wearing glasses. Poor kid. So I went up to show him a hilarious comic that I had drawn earlier, in hopes of making his day. That's when I saw myself in the reflection of his glasses.And both our days were better."
"I went to the aquarium today. It was fantastic. I saw an octopus. I saw a sea turtle. I saw a sea cucumber. I saw a dolphin. And I met a very handsome fellow of unsurpassed grace and charm. But I noticed something as I approached him to make my introduction...It was me!"
"I went to see the doctor because my wrist has been bothering me. He started pointing at a picture on a mirror. He was pointing and talking, and it was clear why he was talking about the handsome devil in the mirror. But then I noticed he was telling me my wrist was broken or something, and I realized the fellow I was regarding wasn't a photo, it wasn't a photo at all.It was me!"
"I almost got into a car accident today."
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