"My mother bought me a webcam and I hooked it up in the back of my computer. Apparently everything was all set up for it, because when I got back to my chair, my face was on the screen.It was amazing."
"I went to McDonalds today to get something to snack on. When I pulled up to the window to pay, the guy working the cash register had the most beautiful visage i'd ever seen. Then I realized...It was me!"
"I had to use the disgusting public restroom, but I noticed a man was in the very urinal I was using. His face was majestic. Then I remembered that light reflects off of wet porcelain, and I realized who the beautiful toilet man was...It was me!"
"I need inspiration to do a comic about a video game, so I walked in the rain. I looked down and noticed the most gorgeous reflection in the puddle below.It was me!"
"I went skating today, and when I came to a stop, I looked down to find the most polished ice in the whole park. It was like a mirror. And whose beautiful face did I see in that mirror?It was me!"
No comments:
Post a Comment