(by xezton)
Friday, 31 July 2009
Wednesday, 29 July 2009
Buckley's World - part 4
"I was watching the replays of the attack on the World Trade Center on a show about September the Eleventh. I was horribly grief-stricken. So many heroes died that day. So many heroes. I don't know who they showed on the television at this one point in the show, but he was an amazingly beautiful visage of patriotism and hope and also reminded me of Jesus. God bless America."
"I needed some money so that I could buy some new autograph pens and so I had to hit the corner ATM. I like this particular ATM, because its located near my stylist, who does a fantastic job. Anyways, I put in my card, and just as I was to enter my PIN number I became frightened. A handsome fellow came up behind me and I saw his face in the ATM display. Imagine my relief when I figured out that I wasn't about to be mugged... for the handsome devil whose reflection I saw was me!"
"I had the strangest dream last night. The "Burger King" from the Burger King commercials came to me in my bed. It was just like on television. He offered me a "Whopper" on a plate. I took the whopper into my mouth as the King took my whopper into his mouth and I woke up feeling hungry and arroused. Am I gay?"
"A local elementary must've had a field trip today."
"I went to get the shovel out of the trunk of my car and was startled by the shockingly attractive visage trapped in its blade. I was relieved to find that the visage was my reflection! Good god, I am attractive!"
"The ravine came out of nowhere. I flew into it, looking spectacular."
Buckley's World - part 3
"I was going to go swimming, but as I got to the edge of the diving board, the water grabbed my attention. I was powerless to gaze at the beautiful face that was regarding me from the watery depths. And then I realized...It was me! "
"There was a kid at the park, the poor little guy was wearing glasses. Poor kid. So I went up to show him a hilarious comic that I had drawn earlier, in hopes of making his day. That's when I saw myself in the reflection of his glasses.And both our days were better."
"I went to the aquarium today. It was fantastic. I saw an octopus. I saw a sea turtle. I saw a sea cucumber. I saw a dolphin. And I met a very handsome fellow of unsurpassed grace and charm. But I noticed something as I approached him to make my introduction...It was me!"
"I went to see the doctor because my wrist has been bothering me. He started pointing at a picture on a mirror. He was pointing and talking, and it was clear why he was talking about the handsome devil in the mirror. But then I noticed he was telling me my wrist was broken or something, and I realized the fellow I was regarding wasn't a photo, it wasn't a photo at all.It was me!"
"I almost got into a car accident today."
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